Danke an Tobias J. für dieses code candy

/* Empty entity class used by derived servlets not managing
 * any entities. */
protected static class EmptyEntity extends EntityBase
{
  @Override public Long getId() { return null; }
  @Override public String toString() { return “OH MY GOD!”; }
  @Override public String toStringShort() { return “OMG!”; }
}

// we figure out how many 3-tuples there are by incrementing
// This is kind of sketchy. But I can’t think right now. wtf?
// TODO: Make this suck less. Way, WAY less if possible.

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Software: offsystem
Programming language: C#

/* This effect and the next are handled like vibrato.
 * I’m a bit tired, so it begins to be ugly, sorry…
 */

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Software: xsoundtrack
Programming language: C

// One thing I cannot stand is f*cking variables that
// are cryptic. I gotta lay off the dope when I code, shit!

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Software: sapphire
Programming language: C++

// This function here causes those goddamn BadWindow errors.
// If I see another one of those I will f*cking scream!

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Software: sapphire
Programming language: C++