/*
 **************************************************
 * Note: our pen0rs are 50 x larger than yours.   *
 * This is a f*ck you to gobbles. Go wash your    *
 * dirty ass hair, go take a bath, get a real life*
 * off of your f*cking computer. #phrack is a lot *
 * of dirt f*cks too who don’t get off their box  *
 **************************************************
 */

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Software: gnuchesse.c
Programming language: C

# WE ALSO HAVE BUTTONS (more BUTT than ONS…. nobody’s
# prefect, ford)

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Software: zippimail
Programming language: Perl

// Private joke : Don’t forget to commit sucide, elsewhere
// you gonna be punched by a rollback and go to psychatry

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Programming language: PHP

Thanks to Tobias J. for this code candy

# I should really be using regular expressions to do this,
# but hey, i’m too lazy right now, and the damn thing
# seems to work :-)

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Software: DocMaker
Programming language: Python

/* ugly code warning, constants in line, who wrote this :-)*/
/* ok, ok it was me… Ted, come beat me up later, it was late at night */

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Software: opendrv
Programming language: C