# gnat: no f*cking microsoft products, thanks :)
# ^Pudge: what about non-f*cking MS products? i hear MS Bob
# is a virgin.

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Software: Net::IRC
Programming language: Perl

/*
newlocation must now be the absolute path on newhost.
If not we’ve been redirected to somewhere totally stupid
(oh yeah, no offsite linking, go to our f*cking front page).
Say goodbye to the webserver in this case. In fact, we don’t
even say goodbye, but just drop the connection.
*/

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Software: Snownews
Programming language: C

/*
Yadda yadda disclaimer yadda probably not perfect yadda
well it’s okay anyway yadda yadda.
*/

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Software: Sexypsf
Programming language: C

$a = num();
$b = num();
$c = num();
$d = num();
$dot = ‘.’;
$total = “$a$dot$b$dot$c$dot$d”;
##
# … HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
# I haven’t laughed that hard since rave got owned in h0no3!!
# my $total = $a . “.” . $b . “.” . $c . “.” . $d;
##
return $total;

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Software: Perl Underground
Programming language: Perl

/* interlaced image — futz with the vertical trace. i wish
 * i knew what kind of drugs the GIF people were on when
 * they decided that they needed to support interlacing.
 */

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Software: Chimera
Programming language: C