/* Jobmine’s HTML is horror! It can be used to scare little children! Writing a regex to parse it would be worse than waterboarding. Instead, I’ll use a dirty hack. Since Jobmine’s HTML is auto-generated, clever string-based parsing can be done on it. */

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Software: jobnotifier
Programming language: C#

/* no need for this if a license file is present.
 * (this effectively turns XStandard Lite into XStandard
 * half pro OSCMS mode)
 * note: Who the f*ck is Joomla? Come on Belus! Don’t piss
 * off the WordPress community!
 */

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Software: xstandard-for-wordpress
Programming language: PHP

# Need some magical JavaScript crap to figure out the type of
# value. God the DOM sucks so much ass!!!! I can’t believe
# the value element changes based on the type of field!!

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Software: CGI-FormBuilder
Programming language: Perl

/* Only Sun can take such nice parts and f*ck up the
 * programming interface like this. Good job guys…
 */

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Software: Linux Kernel
Programming language: C

/*
BEWARE: big, ugly, nasty function! NOT efficient code!
I really suck for writing something that looks like this!
This is what happens when you keep adding to code for a
period of years with no real foresight. Mea culpa!!!
Please excuse the ugliness of this function. I will
rewrite it eventually, but it seems to work for now…
*/

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Software: Fast Light Toolkit
Programming language: C