// why the f*ck am I commenting on your code? I should be
// testing this to see if it actually works…

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Programming language: C++

// TODO I am a jackass. I seem to have put some sort of
// errorCode / data return object here. use Result class!

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Software: WorkgroupManager
Programming language: C#

# You know that scene in Pulp Fiction where Jules is cleaning
# the car with Vincent and says “I will never forgive
# your ass for this sh*t.” I know that’s what you’re
# thinking right now about me, but honest, this so wasn’t
# my fault. For some reason, on the mass change form, this is
# the ONLY thing added to the query for the next 600 lines
# of code. Then the query gets run. If you just whack this
# line, it runs:

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Software: OSU Helpdesk Project
Programming language: Perl

// try to implement the last … blue … or, uhm, green.
// He looks pretty f*cking blue to me

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Software: Pacman
Programming language: C#

if(/^.*?\d+.*?(http:\/\/.*?)\/$php.*/) {
  # ok, what the f*ck. get out. just…out.
  # repeat everything above, just WORSE
  $h{$1}++;
}

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Software: Perl Underground
Programming language: Perl