# Those altavista f*ckers are playing really nasty
# redirection games these days: the filter your clicks
# through their site, but use onMouseOver to make it look
# like they’re not! Well, it makes it easier for us to
# identify search results…

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Software: webcollage
Programming language: Perl

// check if there is a auto-increment column among the tables
// cols (we’re doing this a very lame way…would be very more
// elegant to save a tables field-description localy… but…
// narrg… i’m just a stupid lamer :D … && || f*ckin’ lazy :D

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Programming language: C++

// general failure reading harddisk – who the f*ck is general
// failure and why is he reading my harddisk?? ;)
// bad jokes inside netbuilder-script :D – if you read this –
// keep it in mind, maybe we’ll make a competition out of it.
// found this one in the original NB 2.1 Release; Couldn’t
// resist, had to keep it. Cheers, CB Development ;)

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Software: Content*Builder
Programming language: PHP

// F*CK YOU MONO. F*CK YOU SIR. YOU AND YOUR STUPID XML
// PARSER CAN’T PROPERLY HANDLE XPATHS AND SPECIFICALLY.
// SelectNodes of HTMLAGILITY PACK. THIS DIRECTLY SHOW HOW
// F*CKING IMMATURE MONO IS AND THE STATE OF MONO VS
// GAZILLION OTHER LANGUAGES. I STILL HAVE NO FIUCKIGN CLUE
// WHY I AM USING THIS SHIT.
// NOT TO MENTION THE F*CKING INSANE 1 HOUR I SPENT TRYING TO
// FIGURE OUT THE PROBLEM. WHY THE F*CK DO YOU GUYS EVEN
// BOTHER TO MAKE THE FUNCTIONS AVAILABLE IF THEY DON’T
// F*CKING WORK. F*CKING ASSWIPES. F*CK F*CK F*CK

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Software: jobnotifier
Programming language: C#

# If you can believe this the Javascript DOM actually changes
# based on whether there are more than 1 option to checkboxes
# Damn damn damn I hate the JavaScript DOM so damn much!!!!!!
#
# Whoever designed this should be shot.

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Software: CGI-FormBuilder
Programming language: Perl