# Check to see if they want all rows.
# If so, set numrows to 1000000.
# Anyone wanting to see that many rows
# in a web browser is on drugs.

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Software: oracletool
Programming language: Perl

;;; BUG REPORTS
;;; Please report bugs to ess-bugs@stat.math.ethz.ch
;;; Comments, suggestions, words of praise and large cash
;;; donations are also more than welcome, but should
;;; generally be split between all authors :-)

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Software: Emacs Speaks Statistics
Programming language: Lisp

# “Shit dude, I think we just changed it to boot runlevel 8,
# hehe, f*ck we shouldn’t have smoke that joint on my lunch
# break”

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Software: YaOP
Programming language: Diff

/* This is cheating, hehehe. We declare
 * the user has a 4 button joy to read
 * the 3rd and 4th button. Maybe the
 * user doesn’t have one, but hey, then
 * he won’t notice we are cheating ;)
 */

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Programming language: C

/* This is the f*cking modify account dialog. I’ve f*cking
 * seperated it into three f*cking frames:
 * a f*cking Login Options frame, a f*cking User Options
 * frame and a f*cking Protcol Options frame. This f*cking
 * removes the two f*cking tabs, which were quite f*cking
 * uneccessary. F*ck. */

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Software: Gaim / Pidgin
Programming language: C