Thanks to Andi for this code candy

/**
this code does more than necessary. this was because we thought we could leave the parameters optional. god were we wrong…
*/

Programming language: PHP

# Now bring out-of-date preferences back up to speed
# What a nice developer I am, taking care of the
# behind-the-times users. :-)

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Software: PilotManager
Programming language: Perl

/*
Most of this code was written while watching the Marlins sweep the Giants in the 1997 National League Playoffs – no Braves fans allowed to use this code (just kidding :-).

I realize that if I wanted to be true to the perl tradition, the only comment in this file would be something like:

…they shuffled back towards the rear of the line. ‘No, not at the rear!’ the slave-driver shouted. ‘Three files up. And stay there…

However, I really needed to violate that tradition just so I could keep track of what happens myself, not to mention some poor fool trying to understand this years from now :-).
*/

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Software: Perl Source
Programming language: C

/*
uhhh…. i’ve commented this out. it was a great pervertion,
i know, but it could result in broken packets, and that’s
more f*cking than a simply crash. Relax.
*/

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Software: QEcho
Programming language: C

/*
 * It’s someone else’s. Let our fingers
 * do the walking. (Why the fuck do they call it
 * the “yellow pages” anyway. They’re white pages
 * dammit! If they were YELLOW pages, we could
 * say ypmatch “Automobile, Dealers, Retail”, and
 * things like that !).
 */

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Software: Utah Raster Toolkit
Programming language: C