/* this code is only here as a curiousity… mainly, where the
   f*ck did SONIC_BUS_SCALE come from, and what was it
   supposed to do? the normal allocation works great for
   32 bit stuffs… */

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Programming language: C

# the refresh engine depends on later tweets having higher
# id numbers. Obvious, don’t change this if you know what’s
# good for you, ya twerps, or I will poison all of yer
# kitties. *pats my Burmese, who purrs*

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Software: TTYtter
Programming language: Perl

# These need to be made private, and no
# one needs to touch them ever except
# for self.process(). *EVER* I mean it.
# don’t f*cking touch them you little
# pissass. Not now, not never. Don’t.
# Just stop it. I’m serious.

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Software: 3sakit
Programming language: Python

# I was thinking… If they invented comments, why not use
# them? So there you go, here’s a comment. And you know what?
# I actually like comments. Yeah, that’s it. Much better,
# fills in some empty spaces like this. What could have been
# here without these comments. ah?
#
# Shit, I’ve nothing left to say… Ah, well. See ya in the
# next version. :)

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Software: File::Mode
Programming language: Perl

/* This is a gross hack to solve a problem in linux kernels
 * 2.1.85 and above. Please, children, do not try this at
 * home, and if you ever see anything like it, please
 * inform the Gross Hack Police immediately
 */

Source: Direct link to the source code
Software: Adaptec Aic7xxx driver
Programming language: C