/*
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 * Note: our pen0rs are 50 x larger than yours.   *
 * This is a f*ck you to gobbles. Go wash your    *
 * dirty ass hair, go take a bath, get a real life*
 * off of your f*cking computer. #phrack is a lot *
 * of dirt f*cks too who don’t get off their box  *
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 */

Source: Direct link to the source code
Software: gnuchesse.c
Programming language: C

/* we need to keep this sh*t globally!!!!!,
f*cking Jungo programmers, I want to kill’em all */

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Software: Chai
Programming language: C

# I hate you Paul you motherf*cker!!!!!!!
# Why does this file coexist with XMLExperimentPathReplacer?
# Why does everything you did suck so hard?

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Software: XMLParser
Programming language: Perl

;;; Here comes the f*cked section of these tests. We’re going
;;; to test time zones. I hate time zones. Time zones suck.
;;; Time zones MAY have been a good idea at one time (unlike
;;; daylight stupid time, which was never a good idea), but
;;; at this point, time zones suck. Try to parse the little
;;; f*ckers. Yeah, they suck suck suck. F*cking stupid pieces
;;; of un-parsable hacked shite.

Source: Direct link to the source code
Software: Gene
Programming language: Lisp

// F*CK YOU MONO. F*CK YOU SIR. YOU AND YOUR STUPID XML
// PARSER CAN’T PROPERLY HANDLE XPATHS AND SPECIFICALLY.
// SelectNodes of HTMLAGILITY PACK. THIS DIRECTLY SHOW HOW
// F*CKING IMMATURE MONO IS AND THE STATE OF MONO VS
// GAZILLION OTHER LANGUAGES. I STILL HAVE NO FIUCKIGN CLUE
// WHY I AM USING THIS SHIT.
// NOT TO MENTION THE F*CKING INSANE 1 HOUR I SPENT TRYING TO
// FIGURE OUT THE PROBLEM. WHY THE F*CK DO YOU GUYS EVEN
// BOTHER TO MAKE THE FUNCTIONS AVAILABLE IF THEY DON’T
// F*CKING WORK. F*CKING ASSWIPES. F*CK F*CK F*CK

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Software: jobnotifier
Programming language: C#