/* okay, this is a mess. some 3d apps seem to try being */
/* unique, hello cinema4d & 3d exploration, feel good */
/* today?, and save this crap in tons of different */
/* formats. gah, those screwed coders. tho the */
/* wavefront obj standard defines exactly two ways */
/* of storing face information. so, i really won’t */
/* support such stupid extravaganza here! */

Source: Direct link to the source code
Software: osxnetradiant
Programming language: C

# WTF is this? http://optionparser.rubyforge.org/
# why are there like 20 differnt option parsers all called
# OptionParser!? and seemingly no attempt at
# disambiguation. its like an oldskool CPAN clusterfuck
# all over again. This is what you get when a buncha non
# english speakers design a programming language in
# english, and a buncha SanFran webdesigners, in all their
# VWbug-pastelcolored-sushiloving-DeathCabforCutie glory
# flocked like hipster lemmings because Ruby was
# “written by a Japanese guy”. This language is seriously
# pissing me off. Why are smart people using this?

Source: Direct link to the source code
Software: Tamatebako
Programming language: Ruby

/* This is the f*cking modify account dialog. I’ve f*cking
 * seperated it into three f*cking frames:
 * a f*cking Login Options frame, a f*cking User Options
 * frame and a f*cking Protcol Options frame. This f*cking
 * removes the two f*cking tabs, which were quite f*cking
 * uneccessary. F*ck. */

Source: Direct link to the source code
Software: Gaim / Pidgin
Programming language: C

/* Argh, WHO THE F*CK MADE TCP SO DAMN CONFUZLING *
 * thanks once again to apache for this one
 * i spent all night fighting with the f*ckign thing */

Source: Direct link to the source code
Software: zhpd
Programming language: C

// Yes! In the NSView subclass! A Save Dialog! Where’s the
// f*cking kitchen sink?? Cocksucker.
// Ok, so at least it only saves itself out to a file, so it
// sort of belongs. But who the F*CK cares about that?
// I don’t get it. This is pure bullshit demo code.
// But then again, I suppose that’s all I’m getting here,
// what with the poor care taken in many parts of the code.

Source: Direct link to the source code
Software: TypingTutor
Programming language: C

/* Seriously, why can’t non-gtk-apps at least try to be decent citizens? Take this f*cking OpenOffice.org 1.9 for example. The morons responsible for this utter piece of crap gave the clip size wrong values! :’( */

Source: Direct link to the source code
Software: Rezlooks GTK Engine
Programming language: C

/*
 **************************************************
 * Note: our pen0rs are 50 x larger than yours.   *
 * This is a f*ck you to gobbles. Go wash your    *
 * dirty ass hair, go take a bath, get a real life*
 * off of your f*cking computer. #phrack is a lot *
 * of dirt f*cks too who don’t get off their box  *
 **************************************************
 */

Source: Direct link to the source code
Software: gnuchesse.c
Programming language: C

/* we need to keep this sh*t globally!!!!!,
f*cking Jungo programmers, I want to kill’em all */

Source: Direct link to the source code
Software: Chai
Programming language: C

# I hate you Paul you motherf*cker!!!!!!!
# Why does this file coexist with XMLExperimentPathReplacer?
# Why does everything you did suck so hard?

Source: Direct link to the source code
Software: XMLParser
Programming language: Perl

;;; Here comes the f*cked section of these tests. We’re going
;;; to test time zones. I hate time zones. Time zones suck.
;;; Time zones MAY have been a good idea at one time (unlike
;;; daylight stupid time, which was never a good idea), but
;;; at this point, time zones suck. Try to parse the little
;;; f*ckers. Yeah, they suck suck suck. F*cking stupid pieces
;;; of un-parsable hacked shite.

Source: Direct link to the source code
Software: Gene
Programming language: Lisp

// F*CK YOU MONO. F*CK YOU SIR. YOU AND YOUR STUPID XML
// PARSER CAN’T PROPERLY HANDLE XPATHS AND SPECIFICALLY.
// SelectNodes of HTMLAGILITY PACK. THIS DIRECTLY SHOW HOW
// F*CKING IMMATURE MONO IS AND THE STATE OF MONO VS
// GAZILLION OTHER LANGUAGES. I STILL HAVE NO FIUCKIGN CLUE
// WHY I AM USING THIS SHIT.
// NOT TO MENTION THE F*CKING INSANE 1 HOUR I SPENT TRYING TO
// FIGURE OUT THE PROBLEM. WHY THE F*CK DO YOU GUYS EVEN
// BOTHER TO MAKE THE FUNCTIONS AVAILABLE IF THEY DON’T
// F*CKING WORK. F*CKING ASSWIPES. F*CK F*CK F*CK

Source: Direct link to the source code
Software: jobnotifier
Programming language: C#

# If you can believe this the Javascript DOM actually changes
# based on whether there are more than 1 option to checkboxes
# Damn damn damn I hate the JavaScript DOM so damn much!!!!!!
#
# Whoever designed this should be shot.

Source: Direct link to the source code
Software: CGI-FormBuilder
Programming language: Perl

/*
Boy, would I like to make the thing expire one second ago, or what? Of course I would. But that slimy, stinking, load of pig manure that is called Netscape/1.1N doesn’t pay any attention to the seconds part of the time… after all, what’s a second or two amongst friends? So, I thought to make it expire one minute ago, but naturally, that didn’t work on 1.1N either. Losers. So, I made it expire 24 hours ago, which, if you ask me, is most heinous, considering the Last-Modified date could be later than that. I f*cking hate you, you monopolizing piece of Netscape feces.
*/

Source: Direct link to the source code
Software: Meta-HTML
Programming language: C

// JML – Jesus Christ that code above if f*cking bollox. It
// should have been placed into a separate routine.

Source: Direct link to the source code
Programming language: C

//You f*cked up, retard. You ruined the game for everyone. I
//hope you’re happy with yourself. Get out of my face. You
//disgust me. F*ck off. I mean it. Right this goddamn minute.
//Out. You lose, you pathetic excuse for a programmer.

Source: Direct link to the source code
Software: hackrpg
Programming language: C#

/**
 * Its author wrote it in the hope, that COMPUTERS OF THOSE
 * F*CKING BASTARDS SPAMMING GROUPS WITH THEIR BULLSHIT WILL
 * CRASH, BURN AND BLOW UP !!!
 */

Source: Direct link to the source code
Software: CAPTCHA X / Usolved/
Programming language: PHP

# THE F*CKING PIECE OF SHIT THAT OUTPUTS ERRORS FOR PERL’S
# INHERITANCE IS TOTLALY F*CKING MESSED UP AND I DEARLY HATE
# IT AND THE TIME ITS WASTED ON MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
# this base thingy works, direclty modifing @ISA doens’t, and
# i don’t know why nor do i wanta waste more sweet figuring
# out why

Source: Direct link to the source code
Programming language : Perl

// End editing: I still don’t know how this works, and it can
// fail, but apparently we’re assholes here enough not to
// care? I get the feeling my first apps will have shitloads
// of bugs with the instruction in this book.

Source: Direct link to the source code
Software: Raiseman
Programming language: C

/* 32bit solaris is kinda slow and stdio only supports
 * fds < 256. So we got to do this crap below.
 * (BTW F*ck you Sun, I hate your guts and I hope you go
 * bankrupt soon)
 */

Source: Direct link to the source code
Software: charybdis
Programming language: C

//This code must DIIIIIIIIIIIEEEE! DIE BITCH! DIE NOW! ROT
//YOU F*CKING WEASEL CODE!!!!
//GO STRAIGHT TO HELL! DO NOT PASS GO! DIIIIIEEEE!!!!!!!!

Source: Direct link to the source code
Software: portslave
Programming language: C

/* #### f*ck me! who wrote this crap?
   think “abstraction”, baby. */
/* #### this horribly-written crap can mess with global
   state, which this function should not do. i’m not fixing
   it now. someone needs to go and rewrite that sh*t
   correctly. –ben */

Source: Direct link to the source code
Software: XEmacs
Programming language: C

/************************************************************
*TODO Who the f*ck is yelling outside my window?
*If you click and make a new sound about 1000 times, or so,
*you get an out of memory error and it f*cks to SH*T God damn
*those b*tches outside are loud motherf*ckers, sounds like
*people fighting F*ck, anyway, it’s about 600K per new sound.
*stopping the sound adds sh*t too. F*ck. I tried setting the
*thread to null after it was killed hoping garbage collection
*would fix sh*t, but no, f*cked it up worse of course. All I
*changed was oldx=0 (so you can go from a 440 tone to a
*439 tone in 1 click) and pulled that same line out of the if
*and else. What the f*ck is up with sh*t I see like y-55-15.
*f*cking y-70. wtf. There seems to be sh*t with converting
*sh*t to long before division, then casting the result as an
*int. it’s done automatically, you just need one long cast
*for the f*ck, I’ll fix it and note it up there
************************************************************/

Source: Direct link to the source code
Software: JMusicMaker
Programming language: Java

/*
** Lets face it, windoze if FUBAR!!!
**
** For some reason, I have to call _lseeki64() TWICE to get
** to the end of the file.
**
** This might have been avoided if windows had implemented
** the POSIX standard function fsync() but NO, that would
** have been too easy.
**
** I am VERY close to saying that windoze will no longer be
** supported by libsndfile and changing the license to GPL
** at the same time.
*/

Source: Direct link to the source code
Software: ChucK Concurrent
Programming language: C

/*
 * Note: I *HATE* hungarian notation, it has to be the most
 * idiotic thing I’ve ever seen. So, you will note it is
 * avoided other than in the function declarations. “Gee,
 * let’s make our code totally hard to read and they’ll beg
 * for GUI tools” Bah!
 */

Source: Direct link to the source code
Software: FreeTDS
Programming language: C

/*
* And f*ck you PHC you no talent bunch of f*cking script
* kiddies. You’ll f*cking shit your pants when you see a real
* hacker in action. No I dont rip code, but you bitchs cant
* tell a piece of code from an apple pie, so shut the f*ck
* up.
*/

Source: Direct link to the source code
Programming language: C