So you think you are a geek, eh? The first step is to admit to yourself your geekiness. No matter what anyone says, geeks are people too; geeks have rights. So take a deep breath and announce to the world that you are a geek. Your courage will give you strength that will last you forever. [...]

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Software: ungeek
Programming language: Shell

# god help me, there *must* be a better way…

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Software: so-called w5 application
Programming language: Python

## FIXME: Just like the self.meteo, if we join the stuff, it
## doesn’t work. This should probably be fixed, like,
## yesterday. Seriously, I spent a day and a half wondering
## why the search for several words worked in the testcase
## but not in the irc channel when it hit me like a truck
## wheel.

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Software: IRCbot
Programming language: Python

/* say a prayer and hope this works!
Hail Mary, full of grace…, Our Father who art in heaven…,
Please let this f*cking thing work!!!! */

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Software: Cylindrix
Programming language: C

 /**
  * Checks if something is on the line. If it appears to be,
  * then it subdivides the curve into halves and tries again
  * recursively until the flatness of the curve is less than
  * the fudge.
  * Frankly, I am a f*cking genius. I am one of two people in
  * this department that could have possibly thought of this.
  */

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Software: JFLAP
Programming language: Java