Thanks to David for this code candy

// this needs to be explained!!
$this->_searchResult[$type] = $this->_searchResult[$type];

Programming language: PHP

/*
 * God only knows what the original author
 * wanted this undocumented feature to
 * do.
 *   %5++ is really r7
 */

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Programming language: C

So you think you are a geek, eh? The first step is to admit to yourself your geekiness. No matter what anyone says, geeks are people too; geeks have rights. So take a deep breath and announce to the world that you are a geek. Your courage will give you strength that will last you forever. [...]

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Software: ungeek
Programming language: Shell

# god help me, there *must* be a better way…

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Software: so-called w5 application
Programming language: Python

## FIXME: Just like the self.meteo, if we join the stuff, it
## doesn’t work. This should probably be fixed, like,
## yesterday. Seriously, I spent a day and a half wondering
## why the search for several words worked in the testcase
## but not in the irc channel when it hit me like a truck
## wheel.

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Software: IRCbot
Programming language: Python

/* say a prayer and hope this works!
Hail Mary, full of grace…, Our Father who art in heaven…,
Please let this f*cking thing work!!!! */

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Software: Cylindrix
Programming language: C

 /**
  * Checks if something is on the line. If it appears to be,
  * then it subdivides the curve into halves and tries again
  * recursively until the flatness of the curve is less than
  * the fudge.
  * Frankly, I am a f*cking genius. I am one of two people in
  * this department that could have possibly thought of this.
  */

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Software: JFLAP
Programming language: Java

// Ich Will du catchz der ints ONLY!!
// Been listening to too much Rammstein while coding!

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Software: NESHLA
Programming language: C

/**
* log4j Logger for logging
* :) I`m clever
* “for logging”
* f*cking comments
*/

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Programming language: Java

/***********************************************************
* And so I saw the wicked buried, who had come and gone from
* the place of the holy, and they were forgotten in the city
* where they had so done: this is also vanity. (Eccl 8:10)
*/

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Package / Software: Sun Solaris
Programming language: C

;;Holy Guacamole! That’s a lot of eval calls

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Software: Project 4
Programming language: Scheme

Definitiv eine Marktlücke:

/* Really do the RPM-management! This is probably the most
 * important part of this program! Want to rent this space
 * for commercials? No, just kidding! Not for sale! ;-) */

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Wieso soll man sich Passwörter mühsam durch z.B. fishing oder Brute-Force-Attacken erschleichen, wenn man sie auch direkt an der Quelle abfangen kann?

## We don’t want people sending me their
## passwords when they report problems
## now do we :-)

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