Nov 3 2014

I’m sleepy

Christoph

Thanks to Tito for this code candy

// TODO: I believe the method (and all class in general)
// doesn’t make any sense at all, but I’m sleepy and
// it works fine

Programming language: C#

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Mai 23 2014

Skip reading

Christoph

// if you do not like UGLY MONSTERHACKS,
// skip reading the next three lines
[…]

Programming language: Java

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Jan 6 2012

Clean it up

Christoph

/*
 * This code is rather messy, but I don’t have time right
 * now to clean it up as much as I would like.
 * But it works, so I’m happy. :-) jpw
 */

Source: Direct link to the source code
Software: OpenBSD
Programming language: C

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Aug 16 2011

smelling like retched cigarette ashes

Christoph

/* We changed phase but ESP shows bus service,
 * in this case it is most likely that we, the
 * hacker who has been up for 20hrs straight
 * staring at the screen, drowned in coffee
 * smelling like retched cigarette ashes
 * have miscoded something… so, try to
 * recover as best we can.
 */

Source: Direct link to the source code
Software: Linux Kernel
Programming language: C

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Jul 13 2011

This algorithm sucks

Christoph

/* FIXME: This algorithm sucks. I need to be shot for
 * writing such atrocious code. Grr. */

Source: Direct link to the source code
Software: Flood – a profile-driven HTTP load tester
Programming language: C

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