# Son, when you participate in sporting events,
# it’s not whether you win or lose, it’s how drunk you get.

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Software: Mojo
Programming language: Perl

//If unit is MM, then we can simply check for the min and max
//values of the scan area options, since they won’t change if
//the resolution changes (unless some drunken backend author
//has better ideas :-)

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Software: QuiteInsane
Programming language: C++

# Note to self: this is what comments are for.
# It’s late, I’m hungry, I don’t want to have
# to remember what I was smoking when I wrote
# this…

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Software: Net-Blogger
Programming language: Perl

// alright whomever wrote this xml file was smoking something
// serious. In normal XML documents we would do:
// <artist>Daft Punk</artist>
// but in Apple iTunes bong land we do:
// <key>Artist</key><string>Daft Punk</string>

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Software: Musiker
Programming language: PHP

// incidentally one of my neighbors may be hooking me up with
// a summer job at a firm that writes code for something
// they need good mathmatician-programmers.
// i’m a good mathematician-programmer
// or at least, I think I am…
// am i?
// I don’t think I should have had that third beer…
// I had a first and a second…
// i’m not totally drunk.
// explains why you didn’t think peermanager existed, anyway…

// coding when drunk does not work.
// did you have a first and a second
// because if not, that might be where you’re going wrong
// heh. i can see why you might stand a chance then.
// tbh i thought you were gonna say ‘my neighbour may be
// hooking me up with a girl’ and i was like oh ffs you
// better not say that fortunately, you both exceeded and
// FSASDGS my expectations. so that’s good. :)

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Software: nishbin
Programming language: C#