/*
 * the maildirmake stuff is directly in qmail-local.c and
 * qmail-pop3d.c this is simpler and better (Perhaps I’ll
 * find a better way sometimes) ;-)
 * BULLSHIT! Simpler and better, was I on drugs? This needs
 * definitifly a rewrite and while doing that I can also fix
 * the problem with courier.
 */

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Software: qmail
Programming language: C

/**
 * [...]
 * This seems like such a hack, mostly because it’s in
 * network byte order. Figuring this stuff out sometimes
 * takes a while, but thats ok, because it gives me time to
 * try to figure out what kind of drugs the AOL people were
 * taking when they merged the two protocols.
 */

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Software: Pidgin
Programming language: C

# Check to see if they want all rows.
# If so, set numrows to 1000000.
# Anyone wanting to see that many rows
# in a web browser is on drugs.

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Software: oracletool
Programming language: Perl

# “Shit dude, I think we just changed it to boot runlevel 8,
# hehe, f*ck we shouldn’t have smoke that joint on my lunch
# break”

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Software: YaOP
Programming language: Diff

// nobody reads these f*cking things. why am i writing this.
// because my f*cking roomate needs a goddamn roadmap…
// ohhh ecstasy… haptic pumpkins

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Software: MatchFinder
Programming language: C++