Nov 2 2009

Windows creation

Christoph

/* yergh! the windows creation and arrangement with implicit
 * pair windows really really f*cking stinks! */

Source: Direct link to the source code
Software: Spatterlight
Programming language: C

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Okt 21 2009

Vorschlag

Christoph

else
{
 printf( “Vorschlag: Erhäng dich, schon wieder dieser f*cking
          Fehler, ich glaub ich kotz!\n”);
 exit( 1);
}

Source: Direct link to the source code
Programming language: C

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Sep 30 2009

It can be used to scare little children!

Christoph

/* Jobmine’s HTML is horror! It can be used to scare little children! Writing a regex to parse it would be worse than waterboarding. Instead, I’ll use a dirty hack. Since Jobmine’s HTML is auto-generated, clever string-based parsing can be done on it. */

Source: Direct link to the source code
Software: jobnotifier
Programming language: C#

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Sep 28 2009

Need some magical JavaScript

Christoph

# Need some magical JavaScript crap to figure out the type of
# value. God the DOM sucks so much ass!!!! I can’t believe
# the value element changes based on the type of field!!

Source: Direct link to the source code
Software: CGI-FormBuilder
Programming language: Perl

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Sep 3 2009

Resize a widget

Christoph

/*
AAAAAAARRHRRHRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHGGGHGHHHHHGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
F*ck me gently with a chainsaw! Will someone please tell me how the f*ck you resize a f*cking widget?? Why, when I call whatever resize method I try with 64×64 does the f*cking window end up 64×82?
WHY??????? WHY??????? WHY??????? WHY?????? WHY?????? (why..?)
*/

Source: Direct link to the source code
Software: SSMailbox
Programming language: C

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