// To make Flash Storage work on IE, we have to load up an
// iFrame which contains an HTML page that embeds the
// object using an object tag wrapping an embed tag.
// Of course, this is unnecessary for all browsers except
// for IE, which, to my knowledge, is the only browser in
// existance where you need to complicate your code to
// fix bugs. Goddamnit. :(

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Software: jStore
Programming language: Java Script

Thanks to Markus B. for this code candy

/**
 * Once you are done trying to ‘optimize’ this routine,
 * and have realized what a terrible mistake that was,
 * please increment the following counter as a warning
 * to the next guy:
 *
 * total_hours_wasted_here = 11
 */

Programming language: PHP

/* yergh! the windows creation and arrangement with implicit
 * pair windows really really f*cking stinks! */

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Software: Spatterlight
Programming language: C

else
{
 printf( “Vorschlag: Erhäng dich, schon wieder dieser f*cking
          Fehler, ich glaub ich kotz!\n”);
 exit( 1);
}

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Programming language: C

/* Jobmine’s HTML is horror! It can be used to scare little children! Writing a regex to parse it would be worse than waterboarding. Instead, I’ll use a dirty hack. Since Jobmine’s HTML is auto-generated, clever string-based parsing can be done on it. */

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Software: jobnotifier
Programming language: C#