; I know, it looks ugly and unsafe, but… Damn, this isn’t
; any f*ckin’ Kernel to be hugest code of the world!!!

Source: Direct link to the source code
Software: LED Device Controller
Programming language: Assembly

;Look immediately after the device_name “PWORD15″ (8 bytes
;altogether), and you should see the hardcoded password.
;THIS is what makes this sucker “not so very secure.”
;So don’t tell the users!

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Programming language: Assembly

/*
 * Sun people can’t spell worth damn. “compatability” indeed.
 * At least we *know* we can’t spell, and use a
 * spell-checker.
 */

/* Uh, actually Linus it is I who cannot spell. Too much
 * murky Sparc assembly will do this to ya.
 */

Source: Direct link to the source code
Software: Sparc port of Linux
Programming language: Assembly

; ***********************************************************
; LICENSE: If you use this software you are required to pay
; me a billion dollars. If you cannot afford a billion
; dollars, then you must send me your first born.
; ***********************************************************

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Programming language: Assembly

; Uh? Mapped as equal ? Whats that? Are you crazy ?
; I’m NOT a f*cking old IBM XT

Source: Direct link to the source code
Software: 386Power
Programming language: Assembly