/* wow! if you’re executing this code, you may have set a
 * record. either this child process has served over
 * 2 billion requests, or you’re running a threaded 2.0 on
 * a 16 bit machine.
 *
 * I’ll buy pizza and beers at Apachecon for the first person
 * to do the former without cheating (dorking with
 * INT_MAX, or running with uncommitted performance patches,
 * for example).
 *
 * for the latter case, you probably deserve a beer too.
 * Greg Ames
 */

Source: Direct link to the source code
Software: Apache-MPM
Programming language: C

// incidentally one of my neighbors may be hooking me up with
// a summer job at a firm that writes code for something
// they need good mathmatician-programmers.
// i’m a good mathematician-programmer
// or at least, I think I am…
// am i?
// I don’t think I should have had that third beer…
// I had a first and a second…
// i’m not totally drunk.
// explains why you didn’t think peermanager existed, anyway…

// coding when drunk does not work.
// did you have a first and a second
// because if not, that might be where you’re going wrong
// heh. i can see why you might stand a chance then.
// tbh i thought you were gonna say ‘my neighbour may be
// hooking me up with a girl’ and i was like oh ffs you
// better not say that fortunately, you both exceeded and
// FSASDGS my expectations. so that’s good. :)

Source: Direct link to the source code
Software: nishbin
Programming language: C#