Dez 22 2009

Sometimes the world sucks

Christoph

/* attempt to create a new thread to wait for activity,
 * this is because windows pipes are crap and doing a Wait on
 * them fails. so us poor programmers have to jump through
 * lots of hoops just to make Bills crap usable, and what
 * really hurts is that after doing so every non-programmer
 * thinks Bills stuff is wonderful!
 * Sometimes the world sucks.
 */

Source: Direct link to the source code
Software: JASSPA MicroEmacs
Programming language: C

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Sep 2 2009

Doubledoubledouble coded

Christoph

// because of IE SHIT i have to build a log object which is
// passed into a function in the bottom frame.
// this function will take care of printing it
// I guess i can’t create an element in the topframe
// which is inserted in the bottomframe??
// LAME LAME LAME LAME!!! Because according to the
// IE-security it’s possible, if the frames are in
// the same domain, which they are!!!!!!!!! F*CK YOU
// BILL GATES, because of you all the nice work
// I do has to be doubledoubledouble coded..

Source: Direct link to the source code
Software: hippo cms
Programming language: JavaScript

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Jun 15 2009

Better solution

Christoph

# tolerate Silly Billy’s file system conventions
my $provider = Template::Provider->new({
  DELIMITER => ‘ ‘,
  INCLUDE_PATH => ‘C:/HERE/NOW D:/THERE/THEN’,
});
# better solution: install Linux! :-)

Source: Direct link to the source code
Software: Template Toolkit
Programming language: Perl

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Mai 30 2009

MS Bob is a virgin

Christoph

# gnat: no f*cking microsoft products, thanks :)
# ^Pudge: what about non-f*cking MS products? i hear MS Bob
# is a virgin.

Source: Direct link to the source code
Software: Net::IRC
Programming language: Perl

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Mai 16 2009

Big letters

Christoph

vielen Dank an Ulf K. der mir folgendes Code Candie geschickt hat.

// argh – MS Office sucks. Using big letters in the first
// column (“ID” instead of “id”) brings Excel 2007 to dance
// around “your csv-data format is not correct … na na na”
// using more than 1 hour to find this “problem”, because
// MS Excel can´t handle big letters in the first row as
// first value! What a poor software…

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