/*
 **************************************************
 * Note: our pen0rs are 50 x larger than yours.   *
 * This is a f*ck you to gobbles. Go wash your    *
 * dirty ass hair, go take a bath, get a real life*
 * off of your f*cking computer. #phrack is a lot *
 * of dirt f*cks too who don’t get off their box  *
 **************************************************
 */

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Software: gnuchesse.c
Programming language: C

/* ugly code warning, constants in line, who wrote this :-)*/
/* ok, ok it was me… Ted, come beat me up later, it was late at night */

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Software: opendrv
Programming language: C

/*
 * go to replace mode because we just want to bang that
 * matrix a bunch of times. err… well in this case, just
 * once.
 */

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Software: pexdraw
Programming language: C

// Windows sucks. (Oh, you didn’t know that… Well, trust me
// it does!). It is not documented in the help what
// LoadString returns but it seems that if the text doesn’t
// fit into the buffer LoadString returns 0.
// Ok. Windows NT sucks more. If the string can’t fit into
// the buffer NT returns ERROR_RESOURCE_NAME_NOT_FOUND. Not
// insufficient buffer.
//
// AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
//

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Software: Kerberos Telnet
Programming language: C++

/*
 * f*cking ARSES…
 * I’m not sure, but I think I found a F*CKING IRRITATING
 * bug in the .net runtime-
 *
 * If this is created as a normal form control
 * (ie: this.mcPage1 = new mcPage(); in the
 * constructor) then DESPITE what your brain
 * would tell you, it USES THE WRONG F*CKING
 * CONSTRUCTOR!
 */

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Programming language: C#