Aug 16 2011

smelling like retched cigarette ashes

Christoph

/* We changed phase but ESP shows bus service,
 * in this case it is most likely that we, the
 * hacker who has been up for 20hrs straight
 * staring at the screen, drowned in coffee
 * smelling like retched cigarette ashes
 * have miscoded something… so, try to
 * recover as best we can.
 */

Source: Direct link to the source code
Software: Linux Kernel
Programming language: C

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Mai 17 2010

Use a spell-checker

Christoph

/*
 * Sun people can’t spell worth damn. “compatability” indeed.
 * At least we *know* we can’t spell, and use a
 * spell-checker.
 */

/* Uh, actually Linus it is I who cannot spell. Too much
 * murky Sparc assembly will do this to ya.
 */

Source: Direct link to the source code
Software: Sparc port of Linux
Programming language: Assembly

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Dez 9 2009

Blow it away

Christoph

/* Grrr… SACK. F*ck me even harder. Don’t want to fix it on
   the fly, so blow it away. */

Source: Direct link to the source code
Software: Linux Kernel
Programming language: C

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Aug 21 2009

Real-time clock

Christoph

/*
 * Yeah, yeah, it’s ugly, but I cannot find how to do this
 * correctly and this seems to work. If anybody has more info
 * on the real-time clock I’d be interested. Most of this
 * was trial and error, and some bios-listing reading. Urghh.
 */

Source: Direct link to the source code
Software: Linux Kernel
Programming language: C

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Jun 15 2009

Better solution

Christoph

# tolerate Silly Billy’s file system conventions
my $provider = Template::Provider->new({
  DELIMITER => ‘ ‘,
  INCLUDE_PATH => ‘C:/HERE/NOW D:/THERE/THEN’,
});
# better solution: install Linux! :-)

Source: Direct link to the source code
Software: Template Toolkit
Programming language: Perl

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