Feb 25 2010

Win or loose

Christoph

# Son, when you participate in sporting events,
# it’s not whether you win or lose, it’s how drunk you get.

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Software: Mojo
Programming language: Perl

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Feb 5 2010

If a cow ever got the chance

Christoph

# Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance,
# he’d eat you and everyone you care about!

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Software: Mojo
Programming language: Perl

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Okt 23 2009

Feel smarter

Christoph

# How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides,
# every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff
# out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking
# course, and I forgot how to drive?

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Software: Mojo
Programming language: Perl

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Sep 9 2009

Mommy

Christoph

# Will you be my mommy? You smell like dead bunnies…

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Software: Mojo
Programming language: Perl

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Feb 14 2009

Webster’s dictionary

Christoph

# What’s a wedding? Webster’s dictionary describes it as
# the act of removing weeds from one’s garden.

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Software: Mojo
Programming language: Perl

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