# Thanks to Abigail (abigail (at) fnx.com) for the idea for
# this clever bit. I’m sure it can be made more efficient,
# though. Any suggestions? I’m too tired right now to think
# of ‘em myself. :)

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Software: Net-IRC
Programming language: Perl

# there used to be lots of cute little log quotes from #perl
# in here
#
# they’re gone now because they made working on this already
# crappy code even more annoying… ‘HI!!! I’m from #perl and
# so I don’t write understandable, maintainable code!!! You
# see, i’m a perl badass, so I try to be as obscure as
# possible in everything I do!’

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Software: net irc
Programming language: Perl

# gnat: no f*cking microsoft products, thanks :)
# ^Pudge: what about non-f*cking MS products? i hear MS Bob
# is a virgin.

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Software: Net::IRC
Programming language: Perl