MS Bob is a virgin

# gnat: no f*cking microsoft products, thanks :)
# ^Pudge: what about non-f*cking MS products? 
# i hear MS Bob is a virgin.

Better solution

# tolerate Silly Billy’s file system conventions
my $provider = Template::Provider->new({
DELIMITER => ‘ ‘,
INCLUDE_PATH => ‘C:/HERE/NOW D:/THERE/THEN’,
});
# better solution: install Linux! :-)

No Donut for You!

# Whoops, the admin left the field blank, bad admin,
# no donut.  Pick a time far enough in the future that
# it gives the admin time to correct the mistake.
# Twenty minutes should be enough.

Rave got owned

$a = num();
$b = num();
$c = num();
$d = num();
$dot = ‘.';
$total = “$a$dot$b$dot$c$dot$d”;
##
# … HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
# I haven’t laughed that hard since rave got owned in h0no3!!
# my $total = $a . “.” . $b . “.” . $c . “.” . $d;
##
return $total;

Users should only see this

# Users should only see this if the 
# programmer (me) fucked up

To be honest

/*
  However, this won't work in all cases, because DBI handles
  for reasons that are far beyond the scope of this document.
  (To be honest, I, Jochen Wiedmann, still don't understand 
  all the things Tim does in his XS sources. ;-)
*/

Passwords

## We don’t want people sending me their
## passwords when they report problems
## now do we :-)

Offer Porsche for Bugfix

# For some reason, I just can’t get this
# to work with my mod_dav. Works with Greg’s though???
# Very very annoyed spent hours tracking it. I’ll give
# you a porsche if you can find out why it bugs out.