# I should comment that I also like pink, but don’t
# tell anybody.

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Programming language: Perl

# Thanks to Abigail (abigail (at) fnx.com) for the idea for
# this clever bit. I’m sure it can be made more efficient,
# though. Any suggestions? I’m too tired right now to think
# of ‘em myself. :)

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Software: Net-IRC
Programming language: Perl

# Check to see if they want all rows.
# If so, set numrows to 1000000.
# Anyone wanting to see that many rows
# in a web browser is on drugs.

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Software: oracletool
Programming language: Perl

# WE ALSO HAVE BUTTONS (more BUTT than ONS…. nobody’s
# prefect, ford)

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Software: zippimail
Programming language: Perl

# Son, when you participate in sporting events,
# it’s not whether you win or lose, it’s how drunk you get.

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Software: Mojo
Programming language: Perl