# WE ALSO HAVE BUTTONS (more BUTT than ONS…. nobody’s
# prefect, ford)

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Software: zippimail
Programming language: Perl

# Son, when you participate in sporting events,
# it’s not whether you win or lose, it’s how drunk you get.

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Software: Mojo
Programming language: Perl

# Hello… you wouldn’t have seen a lost comment around here,
# would you? :-| He’s my soon, you know? :-| I’ve been
# looking for him for some time now… He’s small, just about
# two lines long… :-| If you see him, could you please
# tell me? Thank you :-|

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Programming language: Perl

An “auto save” function for ASCII format data files. (This can save your butt when your wife logs you out without asking. I should have never given her an account … she has too many friends with e-mail access. :-)

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Programming language: Perl

# Oh yeah… i do plan on cleaning up the look-and-feel for
# this test script. My goal in throwing the t(), and
# tsoundex() code in was to let me be lazy. Unfortunately the
# code on the bottom is nasty.
# When i have time… when i have time… :-)

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Software: Text-Soundex
Programming language: Perl