# Need some magical JavaScript crap to figure out the type of
# value. God the DOM sucks so much ass!!!! I can’t believe
# the value element changes based on the type of field!!

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Software: CGI-FormBuilder
Programming language: Perl

# there used to be lots of cute little log quotes from #perl
# in here
#
# they’re gone now because they made working on this already
# crappy code even more annoying… ‘HI!!! I’m from #perl and
# so I don’t write understandable, maintainable code!!! You
# see, i’m a perl badass, so I try to be as obscure as
# possible in everything I do!’

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Software: net irc
Programming language: Perl

# Will you be my mommy? You smell like dead bunnies…

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Software: Mojo
Programming language: Perl

$xnick = $1;
$xident = $2;
$xhost = $3;
$xchannel = $4;
$xtext = $5;
# holy f*ck you line waster
# I’m calling the environment police, you’re killing ns

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Software: Perl Underground
Programming language: Perl

#ok, get ready for this new sh*t
#ready?
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#i hope so
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#y the f*ck am i coding when i aint got
#sleep!!!?!?!????!??!?!?

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Software: sudoku
Programming language: Perl