# Son, when you participate in sporting events,
# it’s not whether you win or lose, it’s how drunk you get.

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Software: Mojo
Programming language: Perl

# Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance,
# he’d eat you and everyone you care about!

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Package / Software: Mojo
Programmiersprache: Perl

# How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides,
# every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff
# out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking
# course, and I forgot how to drive?

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Package / Software: Mojo
Programming language: Perl

# Will you be my mommy? You smell like dead bunnies…

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Package / Software: Mojo
Programmiersprache: Perl