// I hate documentation work and I won’t document this code // before any one besides me actually uses it. So if you want // to use it simply write a mail on the ClanLib User list and // I will do what I can :-)
// I hate documentation work and I won’t document this code // before any one besides me actually uses it. So if you want // to use it simply write a mail on the ClanLib User list and // I will do what I can :-)
/* * pff, hey kiddiez! this program sends mad packets to some * foo from every broadcast address on earth, mad leet yo... * (you really wanna know what it does? LEARN TO CODE! * and stop being a gayass f*ckin script kiddie) */
# God, I hate DTDs. I really do. Why this idiot # standard still plagues us is beyond me.
/* remark: * well, this is some major obj spec f*ckup once again. some * apps store this in 0..1 range, others use 0..100 range, * even others use 0..2048 range, and again others use the * range 0..128, some even use 0..1000, 0..200, 400..700, * honestly, what's up with the 3d app coders? happens when * you smoke too much weed i guess. -sea */
// Aaaaaargh... could we please, PLEASE, pretty please with // sugar on top, have the stub functions not make a special // case out of single pointers... it makes such a huge mess // of everything. Please?
# Warning: don’t look at this code. in case of accidentally # viewing, induce vomiting. just kidding, you will vomit # anyway.
// Make sure stdin is in binary mode. // (I hate Microsoft... I hate Microsoft... // Everybody join in!)
/* Last night I used some code that wasn’t there, This morning It wasn’t there either. Oh, how I wish it would stay... */
## We don’t want people sending me their ## passwords when they report problems ## now do we :-)
/* * The below code may answer the question: "Should I try * to write programs while watching a James Bond movie?" */
Every programmer and software developer knows them: source code comments or code snippets that you have to read a second time and still can’t believe.
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