/** * I confess: this is a hack. * I didn’t expect the Spanish inquisition. */
/* sorry about this piece of OS-specific uglyness. These were pause triggers before the days of utilGetPidlist(), and are now tacked on at the end of the guard list for compatibility’s sake. Yes, they really are needed – I’ve seen people curse these two till they were blue in the face, not realizing what the heck it was that so crippled their machines. Yeah, yeah. win9x stinks. :) */
/* Michael! What are you doing? You’re messing this all up! Who the f*ck are you? Your conscience! You can do better! I can do this way cleaner. I know! This is just another terrible hack. Stop it! Shhiiiiit, who cares? It’s too goddamn late you bastard. You should have come up with that earlier. This game is down on its knees already. Dying from hacks spreading like cancer… */
// Once upon a time, two `array_map` calls were sitting there, // but for some reasons, they triggered `E_WARNING` // time to time (because of PHP bug  // (https://bugs.php.net/bug.php?id=55416). // Now, they are gone.
/* like there’s ever going to be wrap around with a 32-bit unsigned int! how long would that take? Let’s see... even if we somehow generated 100 packets per second, we’d need to run for over 1 year, 4 months straight. I suspect this client, or the machine it’s running on, will crash way way way before then. Ah, windows. Being able to COUNT on crashes is SUCH a lovely thing. F*ck, whatever. */
[...] * and a HUGE TWICE THE SIZE OF SOLDIER’S F*CK TO AMM F*CK YOU * to Bill Robbins for trying to steal my girlfriend. Not only * did you show me no respect but you’re a manipulating * prick who tried to take away the most important thing in * the world to me with no guilt whatsoever, and for that I * wish you nothing but pain. Die. [...]
/* For some stupid reason that i don’t want to know, those alerts are ALWAYS returning the same shit under that shitty browser (Microsoft Internet Explorer 6), when i’m using element.getAttribute(‘foo’) i want to _GET_ THE F*CKING ‘foo’ _ATTRIBUTE_ of element NOT A STUPID CHILD named ‘foo’. Thanks again lazy MSIE 6 developers! */