Sometimes just praying helps

/***********************************************************
* And so I saw the wicked buried, who had come and gone from
* the place of the holy, and they were forgotten in the city
* where they had so done: this is also vanity. (Eccl 8:10)
*/

Better solution

# tolerate Silly Billy’s file system conventions
my $provider = Template::Provider->new({
DELIMITER => ‘ ‘,
INCLUDE_PATH => ‘C:/HERE/NOW D:/THERE/THEN’,
});
# better solution: install Linux! :-)

A very dirty and dangerous trick

/**
 * NOTE! This is very dirty and dangerous trick. I spend
 * several hours on thinking and man pages browsing,
 * but couldn’t find better solution.
 * I know that I will spend 666 years in the Computer Hell
 * for writing this hack, and the master devil (Billy Boy)
 * will send me to write Windowz software.
 */

Say goodbye to the webserver

/*
  newlocation must now be the absolute path on newhost.
  If not we’ve been redirected to somewhere totally stupid
  (oh yeah, no offsite linking, go to our f*cking front page).
  Say goodbye to the webserver in this case. In fact, we don’t
  even say goodbye, but just drop the connection.
*/

We are in trouble

// Ok, If we’ve gotten here, we’re in trouble...

No Donut for You!

# Whoops, the admin left the field blank, bad admin,
# no donut.  Pick a time far enough in the future that
# it gives the admin time to correct the mistake.
# Twenty minutes should be enough.

No sleep til it works

# I wrote this very late at night. It may well be total shit
# but it appears to work. I am stressed out and should
# probably go to bed.

Support interlacing

/* interlaced image — futz with the vertical trace. i wish
 * i knew what kind of drugs the GIF people were on when
 * they decided that they needed to support interlacing.
 */

Rave got owned

$a = num();
$b = num();
$c = num();
$d = num();
$dot = ‘.';
$total = “$a$dot$b$dot$c$dot$d”;
##
# … HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
# I haven’t laughed that hard since rave got owned in h0no3!!
# my $total = $a . “.” . $b . “.” . $c . “.” . $d;
##
return $total;

The documented way

// The documented way of returning a multi selection when
// the result buffer is to small doesn't work. Well...
// At least, I can't get it working...
// Pick up the information directly from the selection-
// dialog and return it in the same format as it is
// documented. I HATE WINDOWS! BILL GATES GO TO HM-HM!!!!
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