/* Michael! What are you doing? You’re messing this all up! Who the f*ck are you? Your conscience! You can do better! I can do this way cleaner. I know! This is just another terrible hack. Stop it! Shhiiiiit, who cares? It’s too goddamn late you bastard. You should have come up with that earlier. This game is down on its knees already. Dying from hacks spreading like cancer… */
Every programmer and software developer knows them: source code comments or code snippets that you have to read a second time and still can’t believe.