I hate documentation work

// I hate documentation work and I won’t document this code
// before any one besides me actually uses it. So if you want
// to use it simply write a mail on the ClanLib User list and
// I will do what I can :-)

Learn to code

/*
 * pff, hey kiddiez! this program sends mad packets to some
 * foo from every broadcast address on earth, mad leet yo...
 * (you really wanna know what it does? LEARN TO CODE!   
 * and stop being a gayass f*ckin script kiddie)
 */

3d app coders

/* remark:
 * well, this is some major obj spec f*ckup once again. some
 * apps store this in 0..1 range, others use 0..100 range,
 * even others use 0..2048 range, and again others use the
 * range 0..128, some even use 0..1000, 0..200, 400..700,
 * honestly, what's up with the 3d app coders? happens when
 * you smoke too much weed i guess. -sea
 */

With sugar on top

// Aaaaaargh... could we please, PLEASE, pretty please with
// sugar on top, have the stub functions not make a special
// case out of single pointers... it makes such a huge mess
// of everything. Please?

Everybody join in

// Make sure stdin is in binary mode.
// (I hate Microsoft... I hate Microsoft... 
// Everybody join in!)

I used some code

/*
  Last night I used some code that wasn’t there,
  This morning It wasn’t there either.
  Oh, how I wish it would stay...
*/

Don’t watch movies during work

/*
 * The below code may answer the question:  "Should I try
 * to write programs while watching a James Bond movie?"
 */

Include³

/*
I hate to include an include inside an include (ha!) however,
I don’t see an easy way to get this to build right
*/

Why we do this

/*
this um causes a nasty crash ugly ugh i dont see *why* we
do this, everything seems fine without it.
*/

Stop coding while being drunk

/* Andy Church should stop coding while being drunk.
 * Here’s the two lines he forgot that produced the
 * timed_update evil bug and a *big* memory leak.
 */
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