/*
sorry about this piece of OS-specific uglyness. These were
pause triggers before the days of utilGetPidlist(), and are
now tacked on at the end of the guard list for
compatibility’s sake. Yes, they really are needed – I’ve seen
people curse these two till they were blue in the face, not
realizing what the heck it was that so crippled their
machines. Yeah, yeah. win9x stinks. :)
*/