Steal my girlfriend

[...]
* and a HUGE TWICE THE SIZE OF SOLDIER’S F*CK TO AMM F*CK YOU
* to Bill Robbins for trying to steal my girlfriend. Not only
* did you show me no respect but you’re a manipulating
* prick who tried to take away the most important thing in
* the world to me with no guilt whatsoever, and for that I
* wish you nothing but pain. Die.
[...]

Rave got owned

$a = num();
$b = num();
$c = num();
$d = num();
$dot = ‘.';
$total = “$a$dot$b$dot$c$dot$d”;
##
# … HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
# I haven’t laughed that hard since rave got owned in h0no3!!
# my $total = $a . “.” . $b . “.” . $c . “.” . $d;
##
return $total;

Learn to code

/*
 * pff, hey kiddiez! this program sends mad packets to some
 * foo from every broadcast address on earth, mad leet yo...
 * (you really wanna know what it does? LEARN TO CODE!   
 * and stop being a gayass f*ckin script kiddie)
 */