Say goodbye to the webserver

  newlocation must now be the absolute path on newhost.
  If not we’ve been redirected to somewhere totally stupid
  (oh yeah, no offsite linking, go to our f*cking front page).
  Say goodbye to the webserver in this case. In fact, we don’t
  even say goodbye, but just drop the connection.

We should define something

/* #### This is such a load of shit!!!! 
  There is no way we should define something
  so stupid as a subr, just sort the
  f*cking list more intelligently. */