// we like profanity in open source software, please read the // following words carefully: // f**k, p*ssy, d*ck, sp**m, motherf**ker // // hope our source code will now be censored by all // governments that s**k.
// we like profanity in open source software, please read the // following words carefully: // f**k, p*ssy, d*ck, sp**m, motherf**ker // // hope our source code will now be censored by all // governments that s**k.
# gnat: no f*cking microsoft products, thanks :) # ^Pudge: what about non-f*cking MS products? # i hear MS Bob is a virgin.
/*********************************************************** * And so I saw the wicked buried, who had come and gone from * the place of the holy, and they were forgotten in the city * where they had so done: this is also vanity. (Eccl 8:10) */
# tolerate Silly Billy’s file system conventions
my $provider = Template::Provider->new({
DELIMITER => ‘ ‘,
INCLUDE_PATH => ‘C:/HERE/NOW D:/THERE/THEN’,
});
# better solution: install Linux! :-)
/** * NOTE! This is very dirty and dangerous trick. I spend * several hours on thinking and man pages browsing, * but couldn’t find better solution. * I know that I will spend 666 years in the Computer Hell * for writing this hack, and the master devil (Billy Boy) * will send me to write Windowz software. */
/* newlocation must now be the absolute path on newhost. If not we’ve been redirected to somewhere totally stupid (oh yeah, no offsite linking, go to our f*cking front page). Say goodbye to the webserver in this case. In fact, we don’t even say goodbye, but just drop the connection. */
// Ok, If we’ve gotten here, we’re in trouble...
# Whoops, the admin left the field blank, bad admin, # no donut. Pick a time far enough in the future that # it gives the admin time to correct the mistake. # Twenty minutes should be enough.
# I wrote this very late at night. It may well be total shit # but it appears to work. I am stressed out and should # probably go to bed.
/* interlaced image — futz with the vertical trace. i wish * i knew what kind of drugs the GIF people were on when * they decided that they needed to support interlacing. */
Every programmer and software developer knows them: source code comments or code snippets that you have to read a second time and still can’t believe.
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On this page I collect the funniest, weirdest and often completely out-of-place code comments.