Desperate Developer

 * Give the desperate developer a clue of what is happening.


/* Holy cow, Batman! I found something! 
   Better save it for later use... */

Pointer swapping

 * Yes, we can all get a headache from the next bunch
 * of pointer swapping...
next           = current->next;
current->next  = next->next;
next->next     = current;
prev           = next;

A virus named after Urko

; Who is Urko?
; Urko is a dog. Urko is one of my best friends. 
; Urko is a fantastic dog becoz sometimes.....
; Urko SPEAKS! Urko is very timid and only speaks to me...
; and not always...urko only speaks when both,urko and me,
; we start to smoke that rare cigarretes that urko has. 
; Then urko start to speak a lot of :) and we stay all night
; speaking,smoking and seeing films or playing trivial pursuit,
; or coding,or doing a lot of things :)
; Due this,i named this virus as win32.urk0 :)

All the different IPs

/* woohoo! fun, I have no clue how to get
 * the correct IP, so I just send forward
 * queries with all the different IPs */

Never use NAT with IPv6

 * The only reason for using NAT is a lack of addresses.
 * IPv6 does not suffer from a lack of addresses. If I
 * find that anyone is using NAT with IPv6, I would break
 * their kneecaps and poke their eyes out with sharp
 * sticks. I don't really want to go to jail though, so
 * instead, I'll spare myself the effort of support nat
 * traversal magic when IPv6 is involved in hopes this will
 * cause boneheads who would try to use IPv6 NAT to give up
 * since so many things will stop working. I'm sick of
 * working around all of the problems that NATs introduce.

Bastard Operator From Hell

 * It's a backup day today, so I'm pissed off.  
 * Being a BOFH, however, does have it's advantages...

Seek and Destroy

 * This function is cleaned from bugs with help 
 * from the Metallica song "Seek and Destroy"
 * (IMHO the best song ever from Metallica)

Drunk programming

 * ps. i’m really drunk at moment if you didnt notice
 * and i am having problems typing. drinking vodkaa.
 * with friends while watching exocides. expect 3 of 5
 * of us have fallen asleep on flloor. So ummm. I’m here
 * coding. Man I’m typing well at moment. excuess me
 * fro any really bad coding styles I may while in this state

The Year 2000 Problem

// Yes, isn't it lovely to have to deal with 
// f*cking dates that only have two digits?
// "Hi, I'm the guy who designed the packet format. 
// I didn't think we'd ever reach the year 2000, 
// so I didn't figure we'd ever need 4 digit years."
// I hope to god he DIDN'T make it to the year 2000.
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